blueparrotfish:

th1ngsth4tm4k3m3h4ppy:

lumos5001:

my inner child just geeked out a little bit

imagine if Ariel lived off that coast
imagine mermaids building lego palaces under the sea
eeeeeee

No but no one can go there for a normal beach trip without wearing very sturdy footwear… This is a beach straight from hell.

blueparrotfish:

th1ngsth4tm4k3m3h4ppy:

lumos5001:

my inner child just geeked out a little bit

imagine if Ariel lived off that coast

imagine mermaids building lego palaces under the sea

eeeeeee

No but no one can go there for a normal beach trip without wearing very sturdy footwear… This is a beach straight from hell.

latteinparis:

thedevilswaiting:

The original story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead.

The artwork is too great not to reblog. 

Ok, ok - important expansion: she only has to kill the Prince because the deal was if he fell in love with her she could be human forever, and he didn’t. By which I mean, he was a good person and genuinely nice to her, but he didn’t fall in love. He fell in love with someone else, also perfectly nice - not the seawitch in disguise, fu Disney. The Mermaid is told she can only return to the sea now if she kills the Prince. She goes into the room where he and his lover lie sleeping and they look so beautiful and happy together that she can’t do it.

That’s why she kills herself. And because it was a noble act she returns to sea as foam.

One moral of the story was that women shouldn’t fundamentally change who they are for love of a man, and in theory Han Christian Anderson wrote it for a ballerina with whom he fell in love. She was marrying someone else who wouldn’t let her dance.

Holy shit

Well shit man

(Source: xxdardarxx)

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

majortvjunkie:

majortvjunkie:

Date night with my two favorite guys

BEN AND JERRY

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hahahaha

ha

haha

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I’m so fucking alone

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poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

pitchinerkozmotis:

gaytypetitan:

iamleviheichou:

somedonkusfromyourcloset:

i was wondering when this will happen…..

marketing gold

this was only a matter of time

no you don’t understand, it means ‘a laundry with no regrets’, in which ‘a laundry’ shares the same reading with ‘a choice’

(Source: saltceller)

officialbrostrider:

helenaphan:

officialbrostrider:

i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”

two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out

did you say yes

DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES

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My German Teacher (in German):We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(Source: darrenstummy-moved)

(Source: memewhore)

demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

(Source: toocooltobehipster)

epic-humor:

the longer you watch, the funnier it gets

epic-humor:

the longer you watch, the funnier it gets

(Source: 12-gauge-rage)